Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
be right there i have to get my cape
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize