dude i'm inner monologue high
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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