Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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