return my video game
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
