You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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