Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
ok first of all what the fuck
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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