But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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