weddingsv make me drug and hornr
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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