Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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