youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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