I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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