Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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