: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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