mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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