Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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