So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He had one of those small greek statue penises
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Randomize