So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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