Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Randomize
