: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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