Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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