Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize