No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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