What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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