he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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