I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize