Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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