we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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