New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
how does that bad decision feel?
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