All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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