can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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