my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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