I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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