So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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