Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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