I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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