dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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