ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I fill condoms, not promises.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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