whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Quick, to the slutcave!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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