we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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