come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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