Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
