It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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