We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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