My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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