I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
