She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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