i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
