yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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