i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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