After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize