At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if i died would you start the facebook group?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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