I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Someone signed my nipple.
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