My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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