whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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